when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time
that was my favourite moment of that whole part.
I reblog this every time I see it, no question.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
Ba’al washing hands after the killing of Apophis in Continuum.
"There is a God standing here with WET HANDS."
So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..
send this picture to your teacher they will understand
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That comment makes sense
You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).
Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.
Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.
Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?
People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.
Fun work? Is that even possible? What do you think?
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this girl posted a pic of a new car on fb with the caption ‘my new baby!’ and i was tempted to say ‘how the hell did you push that thing out of your vagina’ and then i thought maybe not